Hi I like to try different styles and types of art work. I live on our family farm, work a few different jobs since the local factory closed, and like to draw, swim, hunt,fish, tell jokes, drink, play pool, watch scarry movies, and play my bass guitar and guitars. Here is a joke of the day...
This guy goes into a bar and sees a large jar of money setting on the counter, he askes the bartender "How can I get that jar of money"? the bartender replied "well there is this old dog outside, you can be kind to it by pulling its rotten tooth". The man said "No thats meen, I cant do that, Ilike animals. Is there anything else i can do"? The bartender thinks for a moment and then said "Well there is this old hore upstairs you can hump her before she dies" the man at the bar thought for a moment and then decided if he got severely shit-face first, he could probably do one of those things. So he started drinking heavilly, 4 hours later, he stagered outside and you hear a dog crying and howling and carrieing on. The man comes back into the bar and said "Now wheres that old lady with the rotten tooth?"
Well have a good day!